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Endowment judging trollcat

Sat, Jul 4, 2009

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22 Responses to “Endowment judging trollcat”

  1. UrbanFox Says:

    Is this MAriqueen or Trent Reznor`s cat?

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  2. Alexa Says:

    Lol. I gotta admit. Size really matters!

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  3. Anna Says:

    Size matters, yeah? And the bigger.. the betterrr!

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  4. Rita Says:

    Haha! I say, the bigger, the great! Love big penis!

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  5. Jinger Says:

    Performance works best!

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    • Kathleen Says:

      How about slightly larger than average, plus good performance?

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    • slum_goddess Says:

      thank you for saying, Jinger. take it from a(n ex-) pro, ‘size’ is (dare i say it? shit, why not?) way over-rated. in fact, i suspect the 2nd, 3rd and 4th comments were either written by male-trolls or chicks w/stretched-out pussies who wouldn’t feel a dick the size of a Mack truck.
      .-= slum_goddess´s last blog ..we just couldn’t help it =-.

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  6. Beyonce Says:

    I prefer average sizes. Biggies hurt me. I want something just right.

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  7. Mr Small Says:

    Awwww.. That hurts

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  8. shastabeast Says:

    There should be another of the same troll cat that says. “DEAR GOD! Did a grenade go off inside your pussy?” Blown out vaginas FTL

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  9. Captain Caption Says:

    Just discovered Trollcats, am “loving” it. But this one immediately made me think the troll cat is talking to this guy: http://icanhasfreeporn.com/lol-porn/missing-penis-report.html (Yeah, that’s NSFW. But don’t worry, you can’t actually see the penis with the naked eye.)

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  10. slum_goddess Says:

    when i was hooking, i had a particularly arrogant ‘client’ and although he paid me plenty, it wasn’t worth it to me to withstand the bullshit he’d constantly spout.

    anyway, when he stripped down for about the 5th time in as many days, i asked him that but in my own words, sump’n like ‘what happened? i knew you were tiny but today it’s like, you’re totally nonexistent down there…’

    he left but not before my BF (waiting outside) held him against the wall so we could rifle his pockets and i could get paid for my precious time.
    .-= slum_goddess´s last blog ..AmeriBrits = Chav-vy JAPs =-.

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  11. slum_goddess Says:

    ps, knowing he was married we were perfectly confident he wouldn’t go to the cops. and he didn’t.
    .-= slum_goddess´s last blog ..AmeriBrits = Chav-vy JAPs =-.

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      • slum_goddess Says:

        LMAO! i am so way honored; thank you! wait, whoa, it looks like a tool (pun not intended but there y’go, a stoopit pun). but it /does/. xoxoxox

        ps, forget it, i don’t care what it is. i’m gonna cut it out and hang it on the wall all framed and shit.
        .-= slum_goddess´s last blog ..we couldn’t help it =-.

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        • admin Says:

          It’s a pair of brass balls in honor of your brazen robbery of a douchebag.

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          • slum_goddess Says:

            THANK YOU! *preening my ass off* BTW if anyone thinks i’m not gonna send everyone i know over here and milk this shit for all it’s worth (thus upping my street-cred), then s/he doesn’t know me.

            oooh, wait… brass balls — i haz em e.g., i once got ripped off right after i scored, then chased these two mean-looking dudes all the way down 6th from 1st to Avenue B whilst shouting ‘if you think i’m gonna walk to work sick, you’re fuckin’ crazy’. the one guy finally threw a dollar bill over his shoulder to shut me the fuck up. i bought a token, took the subway to work and actually stayed till 5pm (sick as a dog but no one was the wiser).

            yeah, that dates me (1$ for a NYC subway token? HAH). but really, thank you for the brass balls (been told i had em many times but you’re the only one who actually showed em to me). *still preening* ;-)
            .-= slum_goddess´s last blog ..we just couldn’t help it =-.

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  12. Evil Muffin Says:

    It’s hidden under all his fat.

    :D

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