thank you for saying, Jinger. take it from a(n ex-) pro, ‘size’ is (dare i say it? shit, why not?) way over-rated. in fact, i suspect the 2nd, 3rd and 4th comments were either written by male-trolls or chicks w/stretched-out pussies who wouldn’t feel a dick the size of a Mack truck. slum_goddess´s last blog ..we just couldn’t help it
Just discovered Trollcats, am “loving” it. But this one immediately made me think the troll cat is talking to this guy: http://icanhasfreeporn.com/lol-porn/missing-penis-report.html (Yeah, that’s NSFW. But don’t worry, you can’t actually see the penis with the naked eye.)
when i was hooking, i had a particularly arrogant ‘client’ and although he paid me plenty, it wasn’t worth it to me to withstand the bullshit he’d constantly spout.
anyway, when he stripped down for about the 5th time in as many days, i asked him that but in my own words, sump’n like ‘what happened? i knew you were tiny but today it’s like, you’re totally nonexistent down there…’
he left but not before my BF (waiting outside) held him against the wall so we could rifle his pockets and i could get paid for my precious time. slum_goddess´s last blog ..AmeriBrits = Chav-vy JAPs
LMAO! i am so way honored; thank you! wait, whoa, it looks like a tool (pun not intended but there y’go, a stoopit pun). but it /does/. xoxoxox
ps, forget it, i don’t care what it is. i’m gonna cut it out and hang it on the wall all framed and shit. slum_goddess´s last blog ..we couldn’t help it
THANK YOU! *preening my ass off* BTW if anyone thinks i’m not gonna send everyone i know over here and milk this shit for all it’s worth (thus upping my street-cred), then s/he doesn’t know me.
oooh, wait… brass balls — i haz em e.g., i once got ripped off right after i scored, then chased these two mean-looking dudes all the way down 6th from 1st to Avenue B whilst shouting ‘if you think i’m gonna walk to work sick, you’re fuckin’ crazy’. the one guy finally threw a dollar bill over his shoulder to shut me the fuck up. i bought a token, took the subway to work and actually stayed till 5pm (sick as a dog but no one was the wiser).
yeah, that dates me (1$ for a NYC subway token? HAH). but really, thank you for the brass balls (been told i had em many times but you’re the only one who actually showed em to me). *still preening* slum_goddess´s last blog ..we just couldn’t help it
July 5th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Is this MAriqueen or Trent Reznor`s cat?
July 5th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Lol. I gotta admit. Size really matters!
July 6th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Size matters, yeah? And the bigger.. the betterrr!
July 9th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Haha! I say, the bigger, the great! Love big penis!
July 12th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Performance works best!
July 28th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
How about slightly larger than average, plus good performance?
August 20th, 2009 at 2:20 am
thank you for saying, Jinger. take it from a(n ex-) pro, ‘size’ is (dare i say it? shit, why not?) way over-rated. in fact, i suspect the 2nd, 3rd and 4th comments were either written by male-trolls or chicks w/stretched-out pussies who wouldn’t feel a dick the size of a Mack truck.
slum_goddess´s last blog ..we just couldn’t help it
July 13th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
I prefer average sizes. Biggies hurt me. I want something just right.
July 14th, 2009 at 3:11 am
Pussy
October 7th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Dick
July 15th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Awwww.. That hurts
August 4th, 2009 at 10:39 am
There should be another of the same troll cat that says. “DEAR GOD! Did a grenade go off inside your pussy?” Blown out vaginas FTL
August 13th, 2009 at 10:02 am
LOL, good one, shastabeast, i love it!
slum_goddess´s last blog ..AmeriBrits = Chav-vy JAPs
August 13th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Delivered.
http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss96/trollcats/forshastabeast.jpg
August 7th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Just discovered Trollcats, am “loving” it. But this one immediately made me think the troll cat is talking to this guy: http://icanhasfreeporn.com/lol-porn/missing-penis-report.html (Yeah, that’s NSFW. But don’t worry, you can’t actually see the penis with the naked eye.)
August 13th, 2009 at 10:09 am
when i was hooking, i had a particularly arrogant ‘client’ and although he paid me plenty, it wasn’t worth it to me to withstand the bullshit he’d constantly spout.
anyway, when he stripped down for about the 5th time in as many days, i asked him that but in my own words, sump’n like ‘what happened? i knew you were tiny but today it’s like, you’re totally nonexistent down there…’
he left but not before my BF (waiting outside) held him against the wall so we could rifle his pockets and i could get paid for my precious time.
slum_goddess´s last blog ..AmeriBrits = Chav-vy JAPs
August 13th, 2009 at 10:10 am
ps, knowing he was married we were perfectly confident he wouldn’t go to the cops. and he didn’t.
slum_goddess´s last blog ..AmeriBrits = Chav-vy JAPs
August 13th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
For you.
August 19th, 2009 at 8:27 am
LMAO! i am so way honored; thank you! wait, whoa, it looks like a tool (pun not intended but there y’go, a stoopit pun). but it /does/. xoxoxox
ps, forget it, i don’t care what it is. i’m gonna cut it out and hang it on the wall all framed and shit.
slum_goddess´s last blog ..we couldn’t help it
August 19th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
It’s a pair of brass balls in honor of your brazen robbery of a douchebag.
August 20th, 2009 at 1:51 am
THANK YOU! *preening my ass off* BTW if anyone thinks i’m not gonna send everyone i know over here and milk this shit for all it’s worth (thus upping my street-cred), then s/he doesn’t know me.
oooh, wait… brass balls — i haz em e.g., i once got ripped off right after i scored, then chased these two mean-looking dudes all the way down 6th from 1st to Avenue B whilst shouting ‘if you think i’m gonna walk to work sick, you’re fuckin’ crazy’. the one guy finally threw a dollar bill over his shoulder to shut me the fuck up. i bought a token, took the subway to work and actually stayed till 5pm (sick as a dog but no one was the wiser).
yeah, that dates me (1$ for a NYC subway token? HAH). but really, thank you for the brass balls (been told i had em many times but you’re the only one who actually showed em to me). *still preening*

slum_goddess´s last blog ..we just couldn’t help it
July 21st, 2010 at 5:52 am
It’s hidden under all his fat.