
Mon, Sep 14, 2009

(-21 trollpoints, 111 votes)
[...] several ballet companies …Armchair Actorvist – http://armchairactorvist.blogspot.com/|||Patrick Swayze is dead trollcat | TrollcatsLike, this, for example, is a bit rich: 'Heartbroken Patsy Swayze, a former Hollywood dance [...]
September 14th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Oh, man. Come on! Not soon enough. Not soon enough.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Dude had been a two-pack-a-dayer for most of his adult life, not to mention an alcoholic for a goodly chunk of time. It’s SAD that he’s dead, but it’s hardly UNFAIR.
Like, this, for example, is a bit rich:
‘Heartbroken Patsy Swayze, a former Hollywood dance choreographer who encouraged her son to enter showbusiness, said: “Patrick doesn’t deserve to get this. He’s got such a big heart.”‘
September 14th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
I lol’d. Definitely offensive. Possibly funny.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Think she meant “…such an _enlarged_ heart”.
January 30th, 2010 at 12:26 am
He had Pancreatic Cancer, not liver cancer, not lung cancer. It’s not clearly known how it comes up, so he hardly asked for it. Detection is difficult until it is very progressed is why it is usually fatal.
April 4th, 2010 at 9:43 pm
Still does’t mean that he didn’t have it coming. Tough shit if you thought your comment meant anything.
July 4th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
@mark: You get pancreatic cancer from smoking. Lung cancer isn’t the only cancer that cigarettes cause.
July 5th, 2010 at 5:01 pm
to 3DD: LMAO! *admiring*
@Molly: you can also get pancreatic cancer from doing the wrong drugs as my old exBF learnt before he died of it. live and learn (or die and learn… whatever).

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September 14th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
He’s dead and I can’t still believe it. I’m a fan of his film ghost.
September 14th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
September 15th, 2009 at 4:24 am
LOL, perfect pic. but amazing, not only is this my fave site, it’s now my fave news site. *cough* ebry kitty who’s gunna miss patrick swayze pls raise ur paw.
i dun see any paws up. *shrugs*
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September 15th, 2009 at 5:27 am
hey, is that TrollCat smoking a joint? he’s already ripped (or else has David Bowie eyes).
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September 15th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Well, for the purposes of the troll I guess it’s a cigarette, but with regard to the actual really for reals truth: WHO KNOWS.
September 16th, 2009 at 4:35 am
i’m more annoyed about the actual photograph, that’s animal abuse right there! what kind of person would treat an adorable kitten like that.. you can even tell how the smoke is hurting the kittens eyes.. i don’t mind the trolling of cat pics, some are quite funny…., but that is a picture of an animal being abused with drugs/smoke..just to get a photo… its disgusting, and i think its very inappropriate and irresponsible of you to be displaying it. this certainly isn’t something to be laughed at.
September 16th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
September 16th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
to R: as a humanbean who prefers animals to ppl, i totally agree w/you that yes this is abuse (when i was interviewed, i made it a point to mention in answer to the question, ‘if i had my way…’ or whatever, that ANY person found harming animals should be treated as child molesters (hang em by the balls and worse).
BUT since this is a TrollCat and we’re on TrollCats site… well, i’m w/admin: ‘success’ and if i wasn’t such a technical dumbass, i’d add the illo ‘so much win’ w/the tears and shit.
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September 16th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Don’t say I never gave ya nuffin.
September 16th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
fuckin-A! you’ve already given me shitloads of LOLs, brass balls and now this. i’m preening my ass off (on boss-dude’s time, naturally). THANK YOU.
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September 16th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
so because its on trollcat.. now you feel ok about seeing animal abuse? wtf??
wow.. i didnt realise ‘trollcat’ meant encouraging and promoting and laughing at animal abuse..in that case .. i want nothing more to do with this site.
there’s no argument you can give me to make me think this is an ok image to use on *any* site that is suppose to be funny.. there is no win here! i’m just really disappointed with trollcat, as the site had potential, but when lines like this get crossed, its just very ugly.. this IS animal abuse.. plain and simple, i will not support it.
September 16th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
September 17th, 2009 at 9:15 am
re Winston’s V for Victory, too bad it couldn’t have been Photoshopped so he was giving the British 2-finger salute. just sayin’.
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September 17th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
No shopping required. He used to do it both ways. I guess before it really caught on as a “fuck you”? (Or given that *!@#&^$*&! Germans, perhaps not…)
September 16th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
kthxbai
September 17th, 2009 at 9:11 am
get a grip, R; the damn photo was taken already and not by anyone on this site. you’re taking your moaning to the extreme & using TrollCats as your target. why don’t you hunt down the photographer and moan to him/her?
oh wait, i forget you’ve left us. but like most who make a big production out of leaving whatever site, ur prolly still lurking.
i, for one, shall miss you cos your way misapplied outrage gave me LOLs upon badly-needed LOLs. right, did the door hit you on your way out? yes? nah? if no, pity.
to admin: it’s gotten to the point at which i feel that before one could post here, we were to fill out a short form w/questions such as ‘know what “irony” is?’ and ‘know what “trolling” means?’
as for me and my lcd blogspot piecashit site, i’d rather have 1 clever person read me than shitloads of dummies. cos being my journal or whatever, it pains me i get so much mail stating they’re offended at my PsOV, all of which i equate w/their own stupidity.
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September 17th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Yeah, I thought I’d covered it at http://trollcats.com/make-a-trollcat/ , but I guess people don’t believe in LURKING MOAR before posting. Which for the purposes of trolling might actually be win.
Maybe I need to make the link blink fluorescent yellow or something.
September 19th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
admin: you /did/ cover it there but oh yes, it would be totally fabaroo to have blinking shit and a big ol’ finger pointing in front of a mouth shouting ‘READ THIS FIRST’. and maybe a checkbox that states whether you’re over 12 and have an IQ over 50 before you’re permitted to read this site.
don’t forget the liddle trolls (the dwarfy kind) dancing around the border in fluorescent colors one doesn’t find in nature like neon vomit green (soz, i meant ‘chartreuse’ or whatever).
weep for me cause i, for one, am totally missing R and his/her misplaced, misapplied anger already. *smirk*
so far this is my fave comments thread especially w/Alan’s, Kapstaad’s and Spookie’s add’ns as well as admin’s hilarious images.

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September 19th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Nice to be appreciated, SG
I would opine that trolling success must necessarily be inversely proportional to audience IQ. Without idiots to take the bait, Trollcats would be pointless. Lenin may, or may not have coined the term, but I think I better appreciate the notion of the ‘useful idiot’ after reading R’s posts. I really do hope he/she is still lurking
September 20th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
heh. excellent summation, dude and naturally, i hope s/he’s still here as well. on a personal note, 2 flavors of my Tourette’s are fighting it out over your mention of Lenin: whether or not i should run w/the Filmic Tourette’s and shout ‘i am the walrus’ (The Big Lebowski) or go w/the D Wayne/Alabama 3 Tourette’s and scream ‘IV Lenin’ (a purposely corrupted stage name of one of the band’s crew).
decisions, decisions.

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September 17th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
This may be my second favorite trollcat behind the Obama universal healthcare trollcat. Good work.
September 17th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Don’t worry R, the cat didn’t inhale.
September 18th, 2009 at 12:44 am
Admin/Trollcat: when u posted “Success” I LOL’ed. When you posted “So Much Win,” I nearly cried! I was hoping for MOAR from the R poster, simply for a lulzcow effect… sadly yes, I’ve got troll accounts… heh.
For those who think I’m one who thinks animal abuse might be lulzy, just look at my blog and then shut the fuck up before even replying to me. I’m LOL’ing and guess what? I liked Patrick AND I’m hardcore for direct action (AR). Not vegan, not a pansy, but for kicking teeth in and what not. I’d go do … wait, people are reading this. nevermind
LURKY LURKY!
Okay, I’m done, it’s late. Toodles!
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September 19th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Who gave the cat a cigarette?! That’s just wrong.
September 20th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
*face-palm* R, is that YOU?
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September 26th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Whomever created this picture, should be slapped.
October 6th, 2009 at 12:06 am
thats not a ciggarette, thats a ciggaweed, and that cat aint gonna remember shit anyway, he just gonna be hungry as fuck
October 13th, 2009 at 5:58 am
I fapped.
October 13th, 2009 at 6:19 am
December 1st, 2009 at 11:38 am
I guess everyone bitching about this cat being close to a joint won’t appreciate the picture I just took where I shoved a needle full of heroin in my cat’s butthole? (now I need a good Kurt Cobain caption to go with it)
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December 2nd, 2009 at 11:41 am
you wasted heroin? IMO that’s a SIN. next time you feel the urge to waste smack (or any other extralegal), pls send to me instead, TIA.
i hope the kitty enjoyed it and i also hope you didn’t give him too much (which’d cause him to nod out and so, waste it. that is, he’d miss the high by being near-dead or unconscious).
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December 30th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
I don’t get why people are so against this pic. I mean, A: It’s just a cat, guys. Chill out. and B: smoking makes you feel good, so it’s not like this is even abuse. Summary: this pic = lulz
March 2nd, 2010 at 12:16 am
He definitely had it coming. He smoked A LOT.
August 29th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
You are torturing a cat here. You are abusive.
September 28th, 2009 at 10:51 am
w/the new comments, this is definitely by far my fave comments thread here. how many face-palms can dance on the head of a pinhead? never mind, that didn’t come out right. ignore me, fankoo. *smirk*
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