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Tourette’s is way too funny to be taken seriously trollcat

Tue, Oct 27, 2009


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16 Responses to “Tourette’s is way too funny to be taken seriously trollcat”

  1. roar Says:

    big ups to carlin


  2. admin Says:

    Laughed so hard I peed a little.


  3. slum_goddess Says:

    as a Tourette’s enjoyer (sometimes sufferer), this is a scream. apart from the ending, is there a tune to which i can sing it?

    thank fuck for small miracles or whatever: i don’t have the copra-sump’n kind. as y’know, but maybe y’don’t, i’ve got what i call Filmic T’s and Simpsons’ T’s and a kind named after my fave band and the only way i can quit it repeating in my head is to come out w/it. usually once is enough.

    but i bothered a shitload of friends one night in London at a gig when i couldn’t quit shouting ‘I WILL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!’ (‘Barton Fink’ *in a John Goodman voice*). why? cause it fit my friends’ conversation and it just didn’t quit — their fault for their subject matter, of course. nobody forced em to continue talking about minds and lives et al.

    it’s unstoppable; whenever a situ arises when the damn shoe fits, out comes a line from whatever Simpsons or film or whatever Alabama 3 lyric. a subset of my Filmic Tourette’s is Lebowski Tourette’s, a virtual treasure-trove of quotables.

    regarding Trollcats? shit, ‘i don’t need drugs to enjoy this, just to enhance it’. *in an Otto the busdriver voice*

    sorry, forgot: big ups to Roar for making this. it’s a keeper. :-)
    .-= slum_goddess´s last blog ..Death of Chatterton =-.


  4. Tony Branston Says:

    So, Tourette’s make you misquote people?


  5. trampsmom1s Says:

    —“lebowskis’ tourrettes????” You made that up!
    (@slum_goddess) love the cat pic!


    • slum_goddess Says:

      to trampsmom: yeah, i did but ever since i was a kid, i had what i always called Filmic Tourettes (to differentiate it from the usual kind Trollcat’s doing: copralalia so to me and my crew and some in the band (who all do it as well), Lebowski Tourettes is a subset of our Filmic T’s.

      BTW, there are hundreds, if not thousands who have Lebowski Tourettes, which reminds me:

      ‘fortunately i’m adhering to a strict drug regimen to keep my mind, y’know, limber’.

      to T.Branston: ‘This will not stand; this aggression will not stand, man’. IMO, he’s ‘like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie…’

      ‘Am i wrong?’

      in all seriousity (from the Tourettes wiki ‘…most individuals with Tourette’s are aware of an urge, similar to the need to sneeze or scratch an itch. Individuals describe the need to tic as a buildup of tension, pressure, or energy which they consciously choose to release, as if they “had to do it”…’

      emphasis on last sentence above.

      ps to admin: ‘i’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars’. wait, forget it. for all the lulzyness you’ve given, i’ll do it for nothing. *smirk*
      .-= slum_goddess´s last blog ..Freudian fixation =-.


      • admin Says:

        Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We’re all, we’re all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.


        • slum_goddess Says:

          ‘i’m just gonna go find a cash machine’… WAITAMINNIT. when i read this in my mail, then my feed, i pre-exhaled this huge toke i’d managed to keep down (we’re having like a contest here).

          just a friendly warning: if the day comes when i blow any powders i’ve just hoovered up, blow em before i’m ready to breathe again, you’re in BIG trouble. just sayin’.
          .-= slum_goddess´s last blog ..Freudian fixation =-.


  6. AndreaUrbanFox Says:

    fuck me sideways with a horse! this is one funny trollcat! *fart giggles fuck fart*
    .-= AndreaUrbanFox´s last blog ..AndreaUrbanFox: @spinaltap20 Hiya. Alls well with us. Wishing you a ♥ ¸¸.•*¨ HAPPY*•♫NEW YEAR♪♥ ¸¸.•*¨ =-.


  7. jem Says:

    I know that poem, but it says “dirty old twat” rather than “dirty old cunt” because twat rhymes with knot … or is that part of the troll … if so, you caught me! lol!



  8. Terri Says:

    Fave so far!


  9. Evil Muffin Says:

    This is possibly the funniest trollcat ever.



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