
This trollcat submitted by Roar Waite.
Tue, Oct 27, 2009

This trollcat submitted by Roar Waite.
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October 27th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
big ups to carlin
October 27th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Laughed so hard I peed a little.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
as a Tourette’s enjoyer (sometimes sufferer), this is a scream. apart from the ending, is there a tune to which i can sing it?
thank fuck for small miracles or whatever: i don’t have the copra-sump’n kind. as y’know, but maybe y’don’t, i’ve got what i call Filmic T’s and Simpsons’ T’s and a kind named after my fave band and the only way i can quit it repeating in my head is to come out w/it. usually once is enough.
but i bothered a shitload of friends one night in London at a gig when i couldn’t quit shouting ‘I WILL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!’ (‘Barton Fink’ *in a John Goodman voice*). why? cause it fit my friends’ conversation and it just didn’t quit — their fault for their subject matter, of course. nobody forced em to continue talking about minds and lives et al.
it’s unstoppable; whenever a situ arises when the damn shoe fits, out comes a line from whatever Simpsons or film or whatever Alabama 3 lyric. a subset of my Filmic Tourette’s is Lebowski Tourette’s, a virtual treasure-trove of quotables.
regarding Trollcats? shit, ‘i don’t need drugs to enjoy this, just to enhance it’. *in an Otto the busdriver voice*
sorry, forgot: big ups to Roar for making this. it’s a keeper.
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November 15th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
So, Tourette’s make you misquote people?
November 15th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Appropriate Wavatar is appropriate.
December 6th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
haha, just saw admin’s reply. mine to TB is *face-palm*.
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December 6th, 2009 at 6:46 am
—”lebowskis’ tourrettes????” You made that up!
HAAAA!
(@slum_goddess) love the cat pic!
December 6th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
to trampsmom: yeah, i did but ever since i was a kid, i had what i always called Filmic Tourettes (to differentiate it from the usual kind Trollcat’s doing: copralalia http://is.gd/5el0Z). so to me and my crew and some in the band (who all do it as well), Lebowski Tourettes is a subset of our Filmic T’s.
BTW, there are hundreds, if not thousands who have Lebowski Tourettes, which reminds me:
‘fortunately i’m adhering to a strict drug regimen to keep my mind, y’know, limber’.
to T.Branston: ‘This will not stand; this aggression will not stand, man’. IMO, he’s ‘like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie…’
‘Am i wrong?’
in all seriousity (from the Tourettes wiki http://is.gd/5ekXG) ‘…most individuals with Tourette’s are aware of an urge, similar to the need to sneeze or scratch an itch. Individuals describe the need to tic as a buildup of tension, pressure, or energy which they consciously choose to release, as if they “had to do it”…’
emphasis on last sentence above.
ps to admin: ‘i’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars’. wait, forget it. for all the lulzyness you’ve given, i’ll do it for nothing. *smirk*
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December 6th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We’re all, we’re all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
December 6th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
‘i’m just gonna go find a cash machine’… WAITAMINNIT. when i read this in my mail, then my feed, i pre-exhaled this huge toke i’d managed to keep down (we’re having like a contest here).
just a friendly warning: if the day comes when i blow any powders i’ve just hoovered up, blow em before i’m ready to breathe again, you’re in BIG trouble. just sayin’.
.-= slum_goddess´s last blog ..Freudian fixation =-.
December 30th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
fuck me sideways with a horse! this is one funny trollcat! *fart giggles fuck fart*
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January 20th, 2010 at 3:13 pm
I know that poem, but it says “dirty old twat” rather than “dirty old cunt” because twat rhymes with knot … or is that part of the troll … if so, you caught me! lol!
*facepalm*
February 9th, 2010 at 9:42 pm
Fave so far!
April 8th, 2010 at 12:25 am
This is possibly the funniest trollcat ever.