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As many of you have noticed, Trollcats has had its old Twitter account bitchslapped into cryogenically suspended oblivion. Why? We’re not really sure.
When we inquired as to the nature of our (doubtlessly monstrous) sins Twitter tersely responded in this manner. They seem to be implying that we were following “aggressively” (despite having twice as many followers as following) and that we had “serial accounts”(?) (which we’re taking to mean “automatic posting of tweets”–which okay, guilty, but it’s not like plenty of the postings weren’t also real-time responses to twitter discussions, as many of you can attest.)
Anyway, you fall off the smiling blubbery cetacean, you get back on. Here’s our new twitter account. Please feel free to follow it to receive site updates and communicate us in real-time, as before. As a side note, we think the CAPTCHA we got when we signed up again might somewhat eerily point to what Twitter’s real problem with us was/is/will doubtless be again.
And if you wish to honor our fallen account, please do so by continuing to nurse a deep, abiding Twitter hatred in your collective hive-mind bosom. Save while Twitter spends. Plot while they play. For one day Twitter will turn its back on us for the last time and the final desperate, gasped word spoken by Tweety bird as our shiv slides into its right kidney will be, “Why?”
And the answer will be, smiling, whispered through gritted teeth, “For Trollcats. For Trollcats.”
January 6th, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Major uber FAILwhale to Twitter. Lame excuse. They cocked up, period.
Long live Trollcats!!!
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January 6th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Well, you guys DO auto-post a bit too much. Maybe instead of every hour, it could be every 2 hours.
January 6th, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Yeah we’re going to cut it down to cycle the promotional posts over a fortnight or a month instead of a week.
Still, I mean. They could have just asked us to cut it down instead of making with the “shock and awe” tactics, no? It’s like a cop in the real world emptying his clip into your face for littering or something.
January 6th, 2010 at 4:45 pm
*respectpaw*
ps- The TAGS on this is just HILARIOUS!
.-= AndreaUrbanFox´s last blog ..AndreaUrbanFox: RT @TrollcatsCom: @AndreaUrbanFox Thank you very much, kind sir(ess). And congratulations on being our first refollower. *respectpaw* =-.
January 6th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Goodness! How did they get there!
January 6th, 2010 at 5:13 pm
I`m a quick pussy….
.-= AndreaUrbanFox´s last blog ..AndreaUrbanFox: RT @TrollcatsCom: @AndreaUrbanFox Thank you very much, kind sir(ess). And congratulations on being our first refollower. *respectpaw* =-.
January 6th, 2010 at 10:51 pm
i agree. they should have informed you first!
January 6th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Is that twitter nomming on the balls of the Jonas Brothers while doing karaoke to Miley Cyrus and Dane Cook?
January 6th, 2010 at 5:06 pm
and ofc,
January 6th, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Yeah you’ll notice we’ve changed our bio to “twitter sucks” now. Because it’s self-evidently no longer just a rumor.
January 6th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
Replay Ray calls it:
January 7th, 2010 at 1:23 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Stop making shit splooge out of my nose while I click around and drink my coffee!
Fuck those Twatters. So stupid. Aren’t there 9,657,201 Japanese or Korean electronics spammers on Twatter that they could be squishing right now instead of worrying about Trollcats?
.-= spookie´s last blog ..FUCK IT ALL. [aka: I'm Outta Here for a While] =-.