Because it’s not like these guys have been hassled enough trollcat

Mon, Jul 5, 2010

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jesus saves trollcat Because its not like these guys have been hassled enough trollcat

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6 Responses to “Because it’s not like these guys have been hassled enough trollcat”

Jen Says:
July 5th, 2010 at 2:16 pm

meh.

Sk8eycat Says:
July 6th, 2010 at 12:23 am

I always liked “Jesus saves S&H Green Stamps.” Guess that shows my age.

Pleh.

slum_goddess Says:
July 6th, 2010 at 5:28 am

*giggle* nah, i meant HAH! in other news, this ain’t the proper place for it but whoa, ‘I could tell you stories’ *in a John Goodman voice* about how the Jews treated one of their own (me) after i made the mistake of moving into a Jewy neighborhood in Brooklyn.

it got so bad i felt pressured enough to wear the one and only Star of David i own, attempting to shut em the fuck up, but no. then again, i think the tats (and the piercings) totally negated the Star but hey, whaddoo i know? apart from the memory of this fat old dude who was a permanent fixture on the street (reading his newspaper whilst sitting on a milk crate), who spat on the sidewalk each time i went by.

then again, it was all kinda worth it especially cause i got hugeass Schadenfreude on every over-90F Summer’s day whilst bopping down Avenue M to the D train cause *gasp* — ‘The horror!’ — my SKIN was showing! thing of it is, that particular neighborhood (MIDWOOD!) dictates that no matter the weather, people born w/vaginas must be totally covered up from wrists to ankles, so the perspiration is able to roll freely down their faces from under their wigs. BTW, that’s another thing i don’t get (and my mother — thanks to whose bloodline gives me my oh-so-respectful Jewishness — never gave me a satisfactory reply whenever i asked her to splain me why religious Jewy women cut off all their hair only to appear in public w/their heads covered w/expensive wigs in styles made of the kinda hair none of em were born w/: thick, straight, mostly blond, Germanic-type hair.

*ducks* hah! y’missed me.

oh wow — soz, TrollCat dudes: i used your lovely site as my soapbox (again). but hey, look over there ——> commentluv hates me (again) cause i’ve posted twice since ‘my own Independence Day 6,0′. hmmpf… now if i were a paranoid sort, i’d say commentluv hated the Jews. WAIT — lemme just draw a swastika or three on the walls here, just to prove my point.

mother-FUCK-er, it didn’t work. *cough* hey, ADOLPH! DO sump’n, you pussy-ass bitch — i’m so returning those canisters of Zyklon B you wanted me to get rid of on eBay for your chickenshit ass.

*whispers* to all collectors of WW2 memorabilia: contact me off-site.

Charis Ma Says:
July 6th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
<3 I'd utterly upvote you if I could.

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- slum_goddess Says:
  July 7th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
  LOL, *preens* soz, dude, i meant ‘thank you’.
  
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Jen Says:
July 5th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
meh.

Sk8eycat Says:
July 6th, 2010 at 12:23 am
I always liked “Jesus saves S&H Green Stamps.” Guess that shows my age.

Pleh.

slum_goddess Says:
July 6th, 2010 at 5:28 am
*giggle* nah, i meant HAH! in other news, this ain’t the proper place for it but whoa, ‘I could tell you stories’ *in a John Goodman voice* about how the Jews treated one of their own (me) after i made the mistake of moving into a Jewy neighborhood in Brooklyn.

it got so bad i felt pressured enough to wear the one and only Star of David i own, attempting to shut em the fuck up, but no. then again, i think the tats (and the piercings) totally negated the Star but hey, whaddoo i know? apart from the memory of this fat old dude who was a permanent fixture on the street (reading his newspaper whilst sitting on a milk crate), who spat on the sidewalk each time i went by.

then again, it was all kinda worth it especially cause i got hugeass Schadenfreude on every over-90F Summer’s day whilst bopping down Avenue M to the D train cause *gasp* — ‘The horror!’ — my SKIN was showing! thing of it is, that particular neighborhood (MIDWOOD!) dictates that no matter the weather, people born w/vaginas must be totally covered up from wrists to ankles, so the perspiration is able to roll freely down their faces from under their wigs. BTW, that’s another thing i don’t get (and my mother — thanks to whose bloodline gives me my oh-so-respectful Jewishness — never gave me a satisfactory reply whenever i asked her to splain me why religious Jewy women cut off all their hair only to appear in public w/their heads covered w/expensive wigs in styles made of the kinda hair none of em were born w/: thick, straight, mostly blond, Germanic-type hair.

*ducks* hah! y’missed me.

oh wow — soz, TrollCat dudes: i used your lovely site as my soapbox (again). but hey, look over there ——> commentluv hates me (again) cause i’ve posted twice since ‘my own Independence Day 6,0′. hmmpf… now if i were a paranoid sort, i’d say commentluv hated the Jews. WAIT — lemme just draw a swastika or three on the walls here, just to prove my point.

mother-FUCK-er, it didn’t work. *cough* hey, ADOLPH! DO sump’n, you pussy-ass bitch — i’m so returning those canisters of Zyklon B you wanted me to get rid of on eBay for your chickenshit ass.

*whispers* to all collectors of WW2 memorabilia: contact me off-site.

- Charis Ma Says:
  July 6th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
  <3 I'd utterly upvote you if I could.
  
  - slum_goddess Says:
    July 7th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    LOL, *preens* soz, dude, i meant ‘thank you’.

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