Wed, Jul 7, 2010
This trollcat submitted by Eviltwin Proboscisface (on our birthday too, so touching.)
FUCKIN-A, exactly. whenever my Brit GF (stuck in the States) and i get too bummed, we remind each other of this shit. in truth, we quote the Very Reverend D Wayne Love — ‘one step closer to the grave… the box that awaits its grisly load and soon i’m gonna be food for worms’ — and it helps a bit w/our shite attitudes. but that’s what the drugs are for, to pick up the slack, like.
ps, happy birthday, Trollcats. ever since i metcha, you’ve totally messed w/my chronic anhedonia but hey, nobody’s perfect. *snigger*
the greatest troll ?
right up there with the fucks i didn’t give
You know I love you bb <3
only a +2? how disappointing; i think i remember this scored higher (or the same) the other day. c’mon people, where’re your senses-a yooma?
@Jon Pear (AKA NeuroAster): your comment bugged me until the drugs wore off and i finally noticed the smiley. until i did, i was gonna reply to you sump’n like ‘morbid’? and what’s wrong w/that?’
but anyway, c’mon dudes; who amongst us doesn’t find this Trollcat totally teh funny? *cheezey grin*
WOO-HOOOOO! i killed enough time here so now i can split to meet up w/my dealer, rather, i mean, it’s time to get down to the Chemist for, um, chemicals and shit. no, Band-aids or sump’n. no, wait, shampoo.
fun-fact: they don’t call it ‘Anacin’ in England, they call it ‘Anadin’. and it looks funny on the packet.
Successful troll has caused great offence…
This pleases me greatly.
ps, what eviltwin said. AFAIC, the moar offendeder teh betterer.
Successful troll is successful. Way to troll a site dedicated to trolling!
-13? *snigger* but thank you Eviltwin Proboscisface cause i used it on Tawdry to make some sort of half-assed point yesterday (and i love it cause it very nicely breaks up the anhedonia).
but TSK! -13! the Internet has taught me a lotta shit but Trollcats has really hammered home the lesson that ppl, for the most part, have no sensa yooma.
keep up the great work, Eviltwin, dude.
-35. My life is complete. \:D/
-49? …so much win…
please no orgasmotronic displays
-57… oh god oh god YES
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