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This trollcat submitted by Eviltwin Proboscisface (on our birthday too, so touching.)
We’re so glad you’re still alive and shit trollcat
Wed, Jul 7, 2010
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July 7th, 2010 at 11:11 am
ugh… disgusting
July 7th, 2010 at 3:17 pm
FUCKIN-A, exactly. whenever my Brit GF (stuck in the States) and i get too bummed, we remind each other of this shit. in truth, we quote the Very Reverend D Wayne Love — ‘one step closer to the grave… the box that awaits its grisly load and soon i’m gonna be food for worms’ — and it helps a bit w/our shite attitudes. but that’s what the drugs are for, to pick up the slack, like.
ps, happy birthday, Trollcats. ever since i metcha, you’ve totally messed w/my chronic anhedonia but hey, nobody’s perfect. *snigger*
July 7th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
How morbid
July 8th, 2010 at 4:20 am
the greatest troll ?
February 14th, 2011 at 7:03 pm
werdz
i concur
right up there with the fucks i didn’t give
July 8th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
You know I love you bb <3
July 9th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
only a +2? how disappointing; i think i remember this scored higher (or the same) the other day. c’mon people, where’re your senses-a yooma?
@Jon Pear (AKA NeuroAster): your comment bugged me until the drugs wore off and i finally noticed the smiley. until i did, i was gonna reply to you sump’n like ‘morbid’? and what’s wrong w/that?’
but anyway, c’mon dudes; who amongst us doesn’t find this Trollcat totally teh funny? *cheezey grin*
WOO-HOOOOO! i killed enough time here so now i can split to meet up w/my dealer, rather, i mean, it’s time to get down to the Chemist for, um, chemicals and shit. no, Band-aids or sump’n. no, wait, shampoo.
fun-fact: they don’t call it ‘Anacin’ in England, they call it ‘Anadin’. and it looks funny on the packet.
July 12th, 2010 at 3:05 am
-1!
Successful troll has caused great offence…
This pleases me greatly.
July 12th, 2010 at 9:37 am
HAH! -3!
ps, what eviltwin said. AFAIC, the moar offendeder teh betterer.
July 15th, 2010 at 12:44 am
Successful troll is successful. Way to troll a site dedicated to trolling!
August 10th, 2010 at 9:58 am
August 13th, 2010 at 7:10 am
-13? *snigger* but thank you Eviltwin Proboscisface cause i used it on Tawdry to make some sort of half-assed point yesterday (and i love it cause it very nicely breaks up the anhedonia).
but TSK! -13! the Internet has taught me a lotta shit but Trollcats has really hammered home the lesson that ppl, for the most part, have no sensa yooma.
keep up the great work, Eviltwin, dude.
August 19th, 2010 at 1:08 am
-15!
\m/ \m/
October 18th, 2010 at 10:22 am
-35. My life is complete. \:D/
January 11th, 2011 at 10:29 am
-49? …so much win…
February 14th, 2011 at 7:05 pm
busting -54
please no orgasmotronic displays
March 3rd, 2011 at 4:28 pm
-57… oh god oh god YES